No-Mush Valentines Day Books for Boys

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There are no mushy-gushy books on this list. Your guys will love these Valentines Day books for boys. Monsters, zombies, and stinky feet are featured in this list!

There are enough books on this list to last a couple of weeks leading up to Valentine’s Day. So, round up as many of these books as you can find, and get your boys in the mood to read about Valentine’s Day.

Valentine’s Day doesn’t have to be all pink and glittery. Boys don’t want that! They want zombies and monsters, right? These Valentine’s Day books for boys will be a hit with your guys!

Valentines Day Books for Boys

Fill your book basket with a great collection of Valentines Day books for boys. Most of these books can be found at your local library or used bookstore. If you have a hard time finding them, you can order them on Amazon by clicking the images below.

Dinosaur Valentine – Rex and his dog Bones are delivering dinosaur valentines when they rescue an Othnielia from the dogcatcher and are invited to a Valentine’s Day party by the dinosaurs in the park

Monster Boy’s Valentine – Valentine’s Day seems like the perfect time for Marty Onster to let his best friend, Sally Weet, know how great she is, but when Bart Ully upstages Marty’s card, the monster in Marty can’t help but break a few hearts–will he break Sally’s, too?

Groggle’s Monster Valentine – Groggle has been up all night making a Valentine’s Day card. This isn’t just any Valentine, though, and it has to be perfect—it’s for Snarlina, his beast friend in the whole wide world.

Arthur’s Valentine – Valentine’s Day is just a few days away and Arthur can’t figure out who his secret admirer is. It might be Fern, but he hopes it’s Sue Ellen. Or is it Buster playing pranks? Can you guess?

Captain Awesome Gets Crushed – Captain Awesome and Nacho Cheese Man must battle the evil forces of pink and love in this Valentine’s Day adventure.

Somebody Loves You, Mr. Hatch – One day, Mr. Hatch receives a mysterious package. What happens when Mr. Hatch discovers who his secret admirer is and gets the biggest surprise when he does?

Zombie in Love – How’s a guy supposed to find a ghoul? When it seems all hope has died, could the girl of Mortimer’s dreams be just one horrifying shriek away?

Happy Valentine’s Day, Little Critter! – From decorating the classroom with hearts to eating cupcakes and making Valentine’s Day mailboxes, Little Critter is having the best day ever. He’s even making an extra-special card for an extra-special valentine!

Roses are Pink, Your Feet Really Stink – Gilbert is all set to write fifteen friendly valentine cards to his classmates. But how can he write a nice poem for the boy who tweaked his nose, or the girl who made fun of his glasses? Instead, Gilbert writes two not-so-nice valentines…and signs the wrong name on both!

Pete the Cat: Valentine’s Day is Cool – Once Pete the Cat realizes how much fun Valentine’s Day can be, he decides to make valentine cards for his family and friends. But what happens when he realizes he’s forgotten to make a card for a very important cat?

A Crankenstein Valentine – See what happens to an ordinary kid on the most lovey-dovey, yuckiest day of the year-Valentine’s Day!

The Yuckiest, Stinkiest, Best Valentine Ever – Leon has a crush. A let-her-cut-in-line-at-the-water-fountain kind of crush. And he’s got the perfect valentine. But this valentine has no intention of getting caught up in any romantic conspiracy….

Do you have a favorite Valentine’s Book for boys that isn’t on this list? Share it with us in the comments below!

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